Rumors were swirling a few weeks back that Morrissey would be the British contestant in the annual Eurovision contest. For us non-europeans, Eurovision is an annual songwriting competition in which each country enters an act to perform. The contestants are usually really cheesy, bubble gum crap. If Morrissey were to enter, it would've been pretty damn cool.
Unfortunately, he is not. The main reason for his change of heart being that he didn't want to be part of some lame-ass reality show in which Britain's choice would be determined.
Last year's winner of Eurovision: Finnish Metal Band/GWAR wannabes Lordi.